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Jesus??

以下為截聽到早前<達文西密碼>導演,欲找某女演員參演此片時之電話對話內容.

A: 女演員 B: 導演

A: My grandfather is Jesus? Oh God!!

B: You were just calling your grand grandfather's name.

A: Really? Jesus!

B: That is your grandfather.

A: Did you tell me that my grandfather is Jesus Christ? What the Hell?

B: Don't talk about Hell, Your grandfather is Jesus Christ.

A: On My God!

B: Are you calling your grand grandfather?

A: You mean my grandfather is Jesus Christ? Holy Mary!

B: She's your grandmother, Your grandfather is Jesus Christ. That makes Holy
Mary your grandmother!

A: Are you sure?

B: You don't trust me that?Jesus!

A: Were you just calling my grandfather?

B: ( Angry) Yes, you are right. I was calling your grandfather. You don't trust your best friend,
Tom Hanks? Jesus Christ.

A: Don't you dare to talk my grandfather's name in such manner.

B: On my God! You are shouting at me now.

A: Did you say Oh My God? Look! God is my grand grandfather, not yours.